Haunting of the Queen Mary (2023)
Just what is going on here?
This movie delves into the enigmatic and brutal occurrences that follow one family as they embark on a journey on Halloween night in 1938, and how their fates are intertwined with another family aboard the notorious ocean liner in the present day. Why are these horrific things happening in these two different time periods?
Oh boy, what an original concept - a haunted ship! I've never seen that before in any other horror movie ever. And who needs character development or a coherent plot when you can just have cliched jump scares and cheap special effects, am I right?
"If these ghosts are trying to scare me, they're wasting their time. I've seen scarier things at the DMV."
The reason the Queen Mary is haunted is finally explained three-fourths into the movie in a 2 minute clip.